My love for you was bulletproof..
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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum)


clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG


offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(Source: famousest)

wannajoke:

At a Friend’s House